I know you might be familiar with the title of this post and i guess you might have already guessed what is going to come up. See i know..i always say..I've got the most intelligent followers :D *pats your back*
This happened during my Student Induction Session.7 days so called training program where we are supposed to engage in various activities like Group discussion , Public speaking , few games ..It was lot of fun sometimes but damn boring during the lectures which included know-your-Institute thing. Lectures are always boring.. :-/
One of the activity was for removing the stage fear which i guess 70% folk suffer from and it was way too friendly session as compared to others.The lecturer seemed to be drunk though coz she was cracking jokes n was laughing on her n we were laughing when she realized no one laughed on it..It wasn't much difficult and we just had to do two simple thing
Easy?I told you! ;)
One by one,everyone was telling the often heard things in happiest moment.
In between,
My friend,said to me : abbey yaar what shall i say..happiest moment toh tab tha when i cleared my CA exam,..ye pagal ne mana kardiya ki result na nahi bolna.
Me : Toh kabhi khush nahi hua tu
He : Nahi na..kuch suggest kar..
Me : Lemme think..Arrey koi party wagreh friends ne organize ki ho..
3rd friend : Nahi behen dost log bhikhari hain..party le lenge
4th friend : sunakshi ye dono ki zindgi barbaad hai
Me : laughed out Boldiyo happiest moment was when i met *lecturer's name" ..khush ho jayegi :P
3rd friend : Haan fir yahi pe joote maarne baith jayegi ye bewadi
All of sudden a voice came..yes you in blue shirt..your turn..
We wished him luck.. with a wide smile
He was nervous and it could be seen from his expressions..
Finally on stage :
HE : My happiest moment..jab CA exam clear kiya tha..par ye acceptable nahi na
Lecturer : jee bilkul sir..boliye ab.
He : ohk..when i was on audit..my senior came and told me I'm worth rs 25 lakh..which later i found out ki woh mere rishtey ki baat kar rahe the..ki mera rishta had that proud look on his face
Lecturer : matlab tum 25 lakh mein bik rahe the haha Baniye ho ??
*Everyone laughed*
He : ab ma'am khush hi honga na..meri itni value hain takes his seat back
When he came back to seat..
3rd friend : kya baat bey,CS karke toh 50 lakh ka heera ho jayega
Me : arrey waah..fir toh taj mein party ;)
4th friend : *Pats his back*
It was funny..how grooms are sold on the basis of their education or let it be any other aspect i.e wealthy family or anything.Yes,I would use the term sold because its the most appropiate word which could be found..isn't it?
In the name of arrangements and Customs,what else is being done! whattay shame.
HIGHER THE EDUCATION,HIGHER THE DOWRY/Demands!
Family that makes the best bid for the dowry amount wins and gets to marry their girl with the groom of their choice..
It's common you see..!
That's the way it is...
P.S : I'm not back,I was just missing you all..Hope you all are good :)
This happened during my Student Induction Session.7 days so called training program where we are supposed to engage in various activities like Group discussion , Public speaking , few games ..It was lot of fun sometimes but damn boring during the lectures which included know-your-Institute thing. Lectures are always boring.. :-/
One of the activity was for removing the stage fear which i guess 70% folk suffer from and it was way too friendly session as compared to others.The lecturer seemed to be drunk though coz she was cracking jokes n was laughing on her n we were laughing when she realized no one laughed on it..It wasn't much difficult and we just had to do two simple thing
- Stand on stage.
- Tell 4 things -
- Name
- Hobbies,
- Happiest moment and
- One unforgettable experience.
Easy?I told you! ;)
One by one,everyone was telling the often heard things in happiest moment.
In between,
My friend,said to me : abbey yaar what shall i say..happiest moment toh tab tha when i cleared my CA exam,..ye pagal ne mana kardiya ki result na nahi bolna.
Me : Toh kabhi khush nahi hua tu
He : Nahi na..kuch suggest kar..
Me : Lemme think..Arrey koi party wagreh friends ne organize ki ho..
3rd friend : Nahi behen dost log bhikhari hain..party le lenge
4th friend : sunakshi ye dono ki zindgi barbaad hai
Me : laughed out Boldiyo happiest moment was when i met *lecturer's name" ..khush ho jayegi :P
3rd friend : Haan fir yahi pe joote maarne baith jayegi ye bewadi
All of sudden a voice came..yes you in blue shirt..your turn..
We wished him luck.. with a wide smile
He was nervous and it could be seen from his expressions..
Finally on stage :
HE : My happiest moment..jab CA exam clear kiya tha..par ye acceptable nahi na
Lecturer : jee bilkul sir..boliye ab.
He : ohk..when i was on audit..my senior came and told me I'm worth rs 25 lakh..which later i found out ki woh mere rishtey ki baat kar rahe the..ki mera rishta had that proud look on his face
Lecturer : matlab tum 25 lakh mein bik rahe the haha Baniye ho ??
*Everyone laughed*
He : ab ma'am khush hi honga na..meri itni value hain takes his seat back
When he came back to seat..
3rd friend : kya baat bey,CS karke toh 50 lakh ka heera ho jayega
Me : arrey waah..fir toh taj mein party ;)
4th friend : *Pats his back*
It was funny..how grooms are sold on the basis of their education or let it be any other aspect i.e wealthy family or anything.Yes,I would use the term sold because its the most appropiate word which could be found..isn't it?
In the name of arrangements and Customs,what else is being done! whattay shame.
Family that makes the best bid for the dowry amount wins and gets to marry their girl with the groom of their choice..
It's common you see..!
That's the way it is...
P.S : I'm not back,I was just missing you all..Hope you all are good :)
15 comments:
okay..I am at stage with 3 other friends, instructor gave 4 kind of girls for marrying and giving the logic why you want to marry her..guess what i got the gori mem, other three urged me to wait till the decide..
It was so funny...girls in front of us were laughing like hell :)
I heard of this thing recently only.. I never knew ki aisa sab hota hai.
And now you are the 2nd one to share this thing. Sad, that such things happen in our country.
Do come back.Was missing your post from long....
The conversation was really funny. your friend's stage show was hilarious :D LOL
Its so true.."Baniye k ladke bade mehnge hote hai..." ROFL
It often makes us laugh but these are the serious topics of discussion in our country(dowry system/Demands).
my husband and i got married in a registrar office by paying less than 1000 INR and my husband is a baniya :P
and we both are software engineers
This is sooooo true. Happens like all the time. But u knw for girls, education doesnt matter, dowry still remains the same. But thank God thr are some people who dnt believe in tht system.
things have changed.... but still the dowry system is quite prevalent in the rural and backward parts of india... A thought of dowry is laughed upon nowadays...But long way to go before it vanishes
PS : Nice comical way to bring up such issues...
Sala Zindagi mein sab kuch bikau pe hai :D
onh...thats very bad... status and education does matter but it should not be like putting a price tag on somebody... afterall marriage is between two humans not two bank accounts...but our society :(
Hahahha people can be so child like. Its like, yea 100 ka woh 200 ka. Nonsense.-__- Aur padh lo, toh toh priceless ho jaoge. Museum mei saja ke ghoorengae keval log tumhey. :P
And this dowry system is bull shit. Bewda-like. :/ Saala insaan bhi bikau hai. :/
AND I like your space. Shall drop by oftener. :)
Hi Sunakshi,
dowry syste is still taking over many other must-be-there check points.. that itself is a grt barrier in Indian marriages..
RE: thank you so much sunakshi!! :D
@sunakshi... sorry you were left out earlier...now i have linked your blog as well..you can check out :)
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